Friday, December 2, 2011

The Husband Store

If you are still single by now and yet you are trying to figure why in hell your status is not yet changed despite your many male friends, then you must read this story.

ThE HuSbAnD StOrE!!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in
New York City, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
... description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store
to find a husband . ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to

She goes to the fourth floor and sign

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice

Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

You have to learn to be grateful for what you have
to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing

Good Morning World

Im updating on a busy Friday morning. I am at work and as usual i am uber busy but its actually not a hindrance for me to take some time and update this bloggie. My man just phoned me a while ago and my boss smile big time and teased me to transfer coz the computer might be stocked with ants, he is very sweet my boss says. Speaking of my sweet honey, he told me last night that a business partner from Singapore wanted to meet me and he said that they might come too when he visited next year. The partner is bugging him to marry the soonest and he told the latter that he had already found someone else and showed my pic. My heart melts big time whenever he will share some stuff about this. I knew how important i am in his life and im sure at God's best time all my dreams will come into reality. I knew for a fact that God has a marvelous plans on me and to this day alone i can see how great HIS plans for my life. There's nothing i can wish right now but for me to be guided always.